Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Location: right next door to hell..oh hang on,sorry i meant blackpool!
lifted from a forum members myspace
I REALLY need a girlfriend. I realize that I sound desperate, but I kind of am. I seem to only attract married women and women that live 15 states away. Nothing against long distance relationships, but I've been there, done that.
if we guess who do we win a prize?
like that old 'guess who' game??
ie- does she have a beard??
'are they a fucking fat american who looks like randy from my name is earl???
_________________ so i take it you are the boil and you must be the bag!
slightly underaged smoker, desires tall and rather brutish male to take to shows, have decent sex with. also an expected quantity of mexican food.
legality not required, but helpful.
will write letters to jail cell.
_________________ Miss Paige will certinly sass your ass...
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