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tabitha
PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:49 pm  Reply with quote
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c'mon then - what would you put in YOUR personal ad?! Twisted Evil

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Booberella
PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:56 pm  Reply with quote
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Assuming I were single of course,

SWF seeks SWM. Must be clean, well groomed and have lots of money to spend on me. Tattoos and desire to provide me with oral a plus!

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Fatbloke
PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 4:08 pm  Reply with quote
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I would never put my own ad in

I would just stalk the ones that sound desperate
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Exy Arnette
PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 5:17 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 24 Feb 2006
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Location: Fist City

Hard-headed woman seeks well endowed, blonde, abrasive, manly-man, that wears pink, for sun baked drives through the desert with "sexy results"!

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DaFey
PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 2:35 am  Reply with quote
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"Monkey on sale..."

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Boozehound
PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 4:48 am  Reply with quote
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Location: GREEN LAND!

large, unfussy gentleman seeks female.
age, size, pulse unimportant....

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Jake Noose
PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 1:51 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 13 Mar 2008
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M seeks F w/o gag reflex. C cups and up only, please.

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Bu66er
PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 11:25 am  Reply with quote
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also presuming i was single

m 26, seeks f 18-40, for wild sex and possibly friendship. cooking skills and own car req.

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Dr Phibes
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 2:52 pm  Reply with quote
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Joined: 20 Feb 2008
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Location: Whitstable, Kent

Coprophiliac seeks shit lover for games of anal depravity. I'll bring the ball gag and mackrel, you bring the strap on pelican beak.

No wierdos.
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tabitha
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 3:17 pm  Reply with quote
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Laughing

someone FINALLY got the idea!

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Booberella
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 6:07 am  Reply with quote
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is this better.... Laughing
bipolar, recovering alocoholic female with fucked up glucose levels seeks male who doesn't mind spending time with a mental case. I won't hack you to bits or anything, but I might tie you up and leave you for dead on the pier.

(thank fuck im married and Pete keeps my head on straight! Laughing)

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dr.wagner13
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:21 pm  Reply with quote
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Location: upper parly mate!

bagpiper seeks sex dwarf for long romantic walks in the cinema and bagpiping!!

timewasters welcome...must have own tits!!

no tromboning!!

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Jake Noose
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:12 pm  Reply with quote
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PET WANTED

M seeks sex-hungry mammal needing to be groomed, taken for walks, house trained, spayed/neutered, etc. Natural body hair is a must. Disciplinary lessons $275/hr plus additional fees.

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dr.wagner13
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:14 pm  Reply with quote
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Location: upper parly mate!

cum bucket

apply within

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hotrod
PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:21 pm  Reply with quote
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Location: right next door to hell..oh hang on,sorry i meant blackpool!

lead balloon seeks big black pump!
bring yer own plug tho!
Laughing Laughing Laughing

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